OKay... This is too freakin' WEIRD...

I've alwayz thought that the Hot Sauce (packets) from Taco Bell must contain some sort of hallucinogen , because every time I ate stuff from there, I would have very vivid and extremely weird dreams that I'm able to remember (odd as well!) after awakening, and they actually seem to Me as though it really happened until I'm fully awake!

Then I kinda chalked it all up to the fact that I usually only ate there late at night, perhaps after a few other recreational adult beverages and all. Yeah... Must just be that.

I haven't even been to the Border in a few months, but stopped by today for a quick lunch -- I mean: who can resist an Ultimate Steak Chalupa, right? So I get one, and a spicy chicken burrito too, a delicious Pepsi, ate it all up, and continued with my day.


Upon returning home, the weather was changing, and I was a little tired, so I laid down for a nap. Well: I'll be damned if after waking up 35 minutes later I vividly remember dreaming VERY strange adventures, that I probably shouldn't mention here! I'll just say it involved rollerskates, random girls I knew in Highschool, mud, a sixth-grade teacher that I didn't even have for class, and foot-rubs. Sure... it evolved from there, but that'z another tale.

The really scary part is: I didn't even use the Hot Sauce this time, although I did have that Spicy chicken burrito - so . . . something made that hot too. Now , more than ever I'm convinced I'm right about the hallucinogenic powers of something at the Border -- pay close attention next time you "dine" there. I'm just glad that little chihuahua didn't make it into the dream!

"yo quero peyote"